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News Presenter: Welcome back to KBCSS, today the Gillard Government got its mining tax through the lower house. when the vote passed there were outpourings of emotions, Mr Abbot jumping into his speedos and flying away on his ears, Mr Swan was promising more shit that won't happen, Julia Gillard sneezed the house down from the stress and Mr Rudd tried to take control of the situation again giving a 50 minute speech when no one was listening and hardly any one was there. The mining bosses took to the streets in protest by hiring civilians to do it for them and the workers all went on strike again giving no reason for the strike apart from "we need some R&R". Well now we are going over to our reporter at the party, Bob how is the atmosphere down there.
Bob: well the atmosphere is good, the rave music is a bit to loud and the neighbors were complaining but the neighbors got arrested when they angered Mrs Gillard. Down here at the party there are strippers hookers and all number of seedy bits and bobs. Mrs Gillard is having her way with many many a man and Mr Rudd is still trying to take control of the situation. Mr Swan got into a fight with Mr Abbot but before Mr Swan was able to take him on, Mr Abbot just flew away using his massive ears. Ahh hear we go Mrs Gillard is completely hammered and is now having a cat fight with Mr Rudd. Well Back to you in the studio
News Presenter: thank you Bob well now the mining officials are now grovelling to the government to not implement this tax people say they learnt a thing or two from the QANTAS staff and management.